everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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