Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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