idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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