just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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