Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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