All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.