I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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