Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.