his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
My underwear smells like fireworks.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.