Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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