I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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