I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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