So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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