A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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