mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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