this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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