.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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