do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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