You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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