I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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