i jhust puked up my retainher.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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