I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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