dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work