So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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