bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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