Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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