Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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