did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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