I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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