he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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