in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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