my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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