I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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