Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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