Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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