I only kidnapped one of them. chill
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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