Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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