your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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