im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Buhtt sex?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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