Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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