i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Shame - the story of my life.
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