Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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