just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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