fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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