he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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