That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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