the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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