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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We left an ass print on the piano.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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