She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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