its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
In America we eat man semen.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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