but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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