the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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