Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I need water and some morals
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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