butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
someone owes me an orgasm
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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