margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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