I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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