ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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