ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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