you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
