What a fucking waste of an outfit
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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