That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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