i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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